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Long ago in a land below Arceus and Girataina were fighting

Arceus: YOU ATE THE LAST CHIKCEN NUGGET!!

Giratina: YOU CHANGED THE CHANNEL

  • arceus and giratina cat slap each other*

Arceus: THAT'S IT YOU ASKED FOR IT!

Arceus: *uses bubble on Giratina*

Giratina: OH THE PAIN! IT BURNS!!

Giratina: It's payback time

  • Giratina uses Shadow Ball*
  • Shadow ball goes right through Arceus*

Arceus: You fool! You forgot your own typing stratgies! *uses shadow ball back*

Giratina: oh the pain

Arceus: ikr *grows a arm limb and punches giratina multiple times*

  • Meanwhile in a Oran Forest*

Chespin: boy these berries sure are ripe today!

Nintendo: *is grabbing Oran Berries from trees* ikr, that's why I'm getting them.

  • Chespin and Nintendo hear a disturbance*

Nintendo: Shh wait you hear that? *goes ninja mode*

Chespin: Nope.

Nintendo: i hear a legendary battle going on

Chespin: whoa wtf is a legendary battle

Nintendo: are you fuqing kidding me

Chespin: what you can't blame me! im just a kid!

Nintendo: *sighs* alright here goes, a legendary battle is when two or more legendary pokemon fight against each other.

Chespin: Oh. Hahaha I knew that..

Nintendo: Sure.

Chespin: What are you waiting for? Let's go!

Nintendo: Whoa calm your Rapidashs. We still have to pick the ripe berries before they ware down

Chespin: are you fuqing kidding me

Nintendo: hey you never know when you're gonna use 'em. am i right?

So Chespin and Nintendo go ahead and pick Oran Berries from the trees and bushes until they fill up their baskets.

Nintendo: This should be enough for the day.

Chespin: No, you don't say?

Nintendo: Yes. Yes I do *puts on nerd glasses* Say.

  • insert theme song that's basically a really long YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

So Chespin and Nintendo climb up the mountains to find Arceus and Giratina

Nintendo: STOP RIGHT THERE ARCEUS

Chespin: dont you think its dumb to talk that way to the Pokemon god

Nintendo: it's a working process

Arceus: Who dares enter my liar

Nintendo: I do, and I challenge you to a Pokemon battle!

Arceus: deal

  • insert battle music*

Nintendo: *uses Sword Dance* yeah I'm really pumping

Arceus: *uses Thunder*

Nintendo: *dodges and does a combo move of agality and swords dance*

Arceus: wtf

Arceus: no i can not let this peasent defeat me

Girtana: help me

Chespin oh i'll help you

Chespin runs up to Giratina

Dewott: *uses Hydro Pump*

Arceus: oh sh!t im down *falls asleep*

Chespin: yo here's a tv remote so you can change the channels by yourself *hands it to Giratina*

Giratina: yo thanks *flies off*

Nintendo: wtf was that

Chespin: Giratina told me they were fighting over a tv remote and chicken nuggets

Nintendo: Oh.....well in that case *lays chicken mcnuggets on arceus' sleeping body*

Nintendo: Let's leave before he wakes up

Chespin: oh yeah!

Chespin: Talonflame!!! AWAY!!!

  • A Talonflame comes and carries Chespin and Nintendo into the sky as the ending credits slowly approach*